Ann Marie Buerkle, Let's Talk Men's Issues!

OK, so the budget stalemate is all coming down to the issue of abortion, is it?
Everybody knows, or ought to understand by now, that the War on Abortion is a war on women.
How about this: let's talk men's issues!
Henceforth:

• all prostate surgeries will take place in the town square (to put another slant on Live Action Princess Lila Rose's talk).
• any user of Viagra will have to be licensed. Any user will be required to view the results of his labors via ultrasound.
• all sperm must be accounted for daily (and I do mean every single one).
• sperm banks will go into mandatory bankruptcy.
• all rapes will be tried by female tribunals
• men will be 100% responsible for birth control
• men will spend 2 hours a week in community service teaching boys to respect girls and women, and handing out condoms at malls and high schools
• boys and men will voluntarily clean the toilet bowl rims at home every day
• boys and men must live with a Baby Think It Over Infant simulator doll for 3 months; if anyone neglects the "baby", he has to start over.

Florynce Kennedy said: "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."


I have no idea who wrote this; I cannot take credit for it. It's good:

               If men got pregnant:

• Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
• There'd be a cure for stretch marks
• Natural childbirth would become obsolete
• Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
• All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness
• Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained
• Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment
• They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute
• Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm
• Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags
• They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
• Paternity suits would be a line of clothes
• They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months
• Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree
• Women would rule the world!

Finally, Florynce Kennedy, amazing and beautiful woman, said, "There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody." 

Another great Florynce Kennedy quote: "When a system of oppression has become institutionalized it is unnecessary for individuals to be oppressive."

A biography of Flo Kennedy is here:  http://revcom.us/a/v22/1090-99/1095/flo_kennedy.htm